1. What to Do When You’re Bored

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  2. FACT….

    So, Today I found out my boss hates me… Why? because I refused to stand outside in 102degree weather in a hot ass costume waving a sign around… Fact.. He legit said “I hate you!, Smart ass teenagers!” Needless to say, I’m probably unemployed.

  3. jsantagato:

LMAO

It would have been funnier if he fell. Just Saying..

    jsantagato:

    LMAO

    It would have been funnier if he fell. Just Saying..

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  4. The owner of the Titanic said, “Not even God can sink this ship.” and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, “I do not need Jesus.” Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, “May God accompany you.” Ironically she replied, “In the trunk because he does not fit here.” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are not ashamed of God, reblog.

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  5. shespoison1307:

<3

    shespoison1307:

    <3

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