1. WARNING!!!:If You are an EXTREME 1D Fan or an EXTREME Justin Bieber Fan… Disregard this or more than likely you will be hitting the unfollow button..Just sayin..

    My friend texted me and asked if I had watched the VMA’s… I told her “No”. Anyways she wanted to know why and I’ll tell you why. FOR STARTERS I DO NOT HATE JUSTIN BIEBER NOR ONE DIRECTION. One Justin Bieber went to his first VMA’s he one… a lot… I knew One Direction would win tonight. The fact is when these young boy groups and young boy toy celebs in general get a really CRAZY YOUNG female fanbase it makes award shows not enjoyable to watch. Me personally I wanted Frank Ocean to win tonight. I’m not a fan of One Direction, but that does not mean in anyway that I hate them so if you are one of those crazy 1D fans.. please… Calm your tits. You might want to sit down for this… But, no, I do not think Justin Bieber nor 1D Are all that ‘Amazingly, Awesome, Sexy, Talented’ I think they were lucky. They have great voices but when I hear “VMA” I think what it stands for “VIDEO.MUSIC.AWARDS” Not “SOOOOPERRR CAUUUUTE BOYYZZ DANCINNG IN FRONT OF STUFFFFF” That would be “SCBDIFOSA” If you have never heard the song or never saw the video Frank was nominated for “Swim Good” I urge you to listen to it. Compare something as deep and emotional as that to 1D “What Makes You Beautiful” I remember watching the VMA’s before every single TV show was MAKING people famous instead of having artists who write their music. Let’s be honest. Justin Bieber and 1D appeal to young pre-pubescent barely teenagish girls (THIS COMING FROM A 17 ALMOST 18 YEAR OLD GIRL) I just think it’s hard to watch artists who write music from their soul with so much passion (ALSO, this isn’t only pertaining to Frank Ocean) lose an award. When I saw that Lil’ Wayne was nominated for song with a meaning or some shit like that for his song “How To Love” I was appalled. Please explain to me what fuck I’m supposed to feel/learn from that song. Back to the fact it’s supposed to be about videos, and using my examples (One Direction and Frank Ocean) Yes, I have witnessed the 1D video (I had no reason what so ever to feel like they were the most amazing performers ever, TBH) and you better believe I’ve seen the “Swim Good” video (Hands down one of the most keep-me-watching videos, The pain he expresses, GENIUS) I’m not saying music has to be sad to be good. It has to tell a story people can relate to. Face it, not once have you (teenage girl) walked down the hall in school and have a cute boy jump out of nowhere and tell you although you (and probably other people) think you are ugly, that in fact he thinks you have an attractive face… ALSO, Since this is getting a little TOO ranty, I’d like to say, I like ALL music genre’s  just not all “artists” And if you are a 1D fan I apologize if I offended you by stereotyping you as a teenage girl, I don’t know you, you could be a 46 year old man who works in a nursing home… You never know…

  2. Lightening struck the pole thingy that has that electric box thingy that makes electricity in my house today. Blue sparks went everywhere.

  3. I can’t believe I’m doing this but whatevs, it’s Tumblr. Bold if you have

    Graduated High School
    Smoked cigarettes
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Helped someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Smoked weed
    Dealt drugs
    Taken a college level course
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been to a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Your parents got divorced
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Had detention
    Skipped school/class
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary blog
    Fired a gun
    Gambled in a casino
    Had a yard sale
    And a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Attempted suicide
    Voted for American Idol
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you couldn’t have
    Wondered about your sexuality
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Suffered any form of abuse
    Had a hamster
    Petted a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Gone surfing in California
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something pierced
    Got straight A’s
    Been on the Honor Roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Taken pictures with a webcam
    Started a fire
    Had a party while your parents weren’t home
    Gotten caught having a party while they were gone

    (Source: stop-and-just-breathe)

  4. When another girl calls you ugly. →

    wowfunniestposts:

    but when a boy calls you ugly..

    this blog is hilarious

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